you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
I MAY NOT BE THAT PRETTY OR ATTRACTIVE OR SKINNY BUT I HAVE A REALLY BIG HEART AND I CAN LOVE YOU AND TREAT YOU THE WAY YOU DESERVE. I KNOW IM QUITE AWKWARD AND SAD BUT YOU’RE SO PERFECT AND WE COULD WORK.
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
darkness without light is an abyss
light without darkness is blinding
you cannot have a coin with one side.
yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.